LATELY I have been STARVED for COMPANY.
MY home phone only rings with solicitors.
DOES THAT HAPPEN TO YOU?
THE amount of RAIN has gotten to me too.I know I have NOTHING TO COMPLAIN about but let me WHINE A MOMENT!
THE RAIN HAD BEEN HERE FOR DAYS AND NOW IS COMING BACK!!!
AT LEAST OUR STATE IS OUT OF A DROUGHT, which it’s been in for YEARS!
For that I am VERY HAPPY!
I can spend SUMMER evenings watering MY GARDEN ONCE AGAIN!
LOVE THE TONQUE OUT ON WINSTON HERE!
WHAT A CAPTURE ELAINE!!!!!!
THIS is HYSTERICAL as I am NOT UNDERSTANDING DIRECTIONS!
I think I ended up GETTING IT but MAYBE NOT!
THIS IS RUBY THE CHICKEN. SHE JUST ARRIVED IN MY DRIVEWAY ONE DAY!
ANYONE MISSING A CHICKEN?
NOT GIVING HER BACK NOW!
I SCOOPED HER UP AND THAT WAS THE END OF THE WANDERING CHICKEN ON OUR STREET!
NO this ISNOT VOQUE OR TOWN&COUNTRY SHOOTING but it’s all so FUN AND EXCITING!
I promise to SHARE once it comes OUT!
THE PERKS OF BLOGGING IS YOU GET EVERYTHING FROM POSTCARDS TO POEMS!
“I had written you a poem last YEAR but got so distracted preparing to move to Florida that I totally forgot to send it to you! I just found it in my notes on my phone again and couldn’t believe I hadn’t sent it yet!! I write so many poems all the time and forget I even wrote them in the first place!!
And guess what!! I might be moving to San Francisco soon if I decide to go to a film school there but it is still up in the air! I will keep you updated if I do!
I hope this homeopathic diet starts to help your episodes and heart too! Remember to breathe! And when I move I will send you a printed copy of the poem!
Happy and HEALTHY New Year and love to you, your family and BAnksy!!!!”
The greatest dame
Living her life with a spirit untamed
Circling the globe with her jewels in tow
Layered upon her black velvet bow
And we can’t forget Banksy
Her grandpiggy baby
Who grunts and snorts when approaching her
The charming, magical pig whisperer
Her lovely abode is a sight to see
With decadent fixtures waiting for thee
Lit up as she boils her imperial tea
In her blue and white chinoiserie
Over yonder the Italian cries out,
“Banksy’s wreaked havoc!
Where is my chocolate? He surely must have it!”
Laughter ensues over the poor little pig
He has made a mess all over the bed!
Auntie mame loves her kin
And an award she should win
On the merit of being royally and regally herself
Inspiring others to find the dame in oneself
SO POETRESSA WILL YOU BE MOVING TO San Francisco?
THIS CONTESSA NEEDS TO KNOW!
I tend to READ a FEW BLOGS on a REGULAR BASIS.I thought it would BE NICE of ME TO SHARE those from TIME TO TIME! I will start doing that on a regular basis………maybe CONTESSA CHATTER needs to become a Bi-MONTHLY POST?
ONE THAT HAS REALLY CAUGHT MY EYE is FLYING WITH HANDS
She is from SYDNEY, AUSTRALIA and is MARRIED TO AN ITALIAN!
SHE HAS A GRAND VOCABULARY and a GREAT SENSE of HUMOR!
Plus, she is fairly NEW to this BLOG THING so will YOU PLEASE POP OVER and SIGN UP if what YOU SEE INTERESTS YOU!YOU can also find her on INSTAGRAM as she calls herself PIPISTRELLO.I believe that means “LITTLE BAT!”CARE to explain in the COMMENTS PIPISTRELLO?
HER 1950’s Leopard Raincoat above!
ANOTHER GRAND AFFAIR THAT HAS HAPPENED TO ME is I was contacted by a BLOGGER in BOGOTA, COLOMBIA to be interviewed on HIS BLOG!
THANK YOU GERMAN MALAVER!
YOU MADE MY MONTH!
He did all the ENGLISH TRANSLATION TOO!!!
HERE IS THE INTERVIEW…………Click on the LINK BELOW!
YOU MAY LEARN A BIT MORE ABOUT ME!
He sent this photo to me on WOMEN’S DAY, MARCH 8th with added COLOR!
THE ITALIAN Brought home his CREW last week and made a PATH to THE CHICKEN COOP!
BOY, OH BOY do I love this as it has STEPPED THE THIRD TERRACE UP A NOTCH!
The dirt will be planted in PENNY ROYAL as it was before.
“However, the pennyroyal plant itself, as the most pungent member of the mint family, may have several good uses around your house. As a flea deterrent . Dried pennyroyal leaves can be scattered around pets’ bedding area, and you can roll up some fresh stems in your dog’s bandana before you go tromping through the woods.”
WHO KNEW THIS?
NOT ME WHEN I PLANTED 24 YEARS AGO!
BANKSY LOVES THE FRAGRANCE!!
I have NEVER FOUND A FLEA ON HIM!
I do NOT know which he likes BETTER the LEMON BALM or THE PENNY ROYAL!
YES, I have a PIGGY who LOVES GOOD FRAGRANCE!
I DOUSE his bed in LAVENDER OIL from time to time and HE GOES BALLISTIC!!!!!
(MEANING HE LOVES THE SCENT!)
Well, THAT’s ENOUGH ABOUT ME!
WHAT ARE YOU ALL UP TOO?
SPRING IS ALMOST HERE!!!!
TWO DAYS AND COUNTING!
CAN YOU TELL I AM THRILLED!